Thursday, December 8, 2011

My Birthday Rant

I know a gift I would like to request this year...a day to myself.

You see, my birthday falls smack in the middle of Chanukah. When it isn't right in the thick of the holiday, it's perilously close. Growing up with a birthday this time of year pretty much sucked. I got one gift for two occasions. I always felt cheated from my fair share of the loot. All my friends got gifts twice a year, while poor little me only got gifts once.

To make matters worse for my wounded inner child, I also share my birthday with my mother. Fantastic and special you might think. NOT. Birthdays are a big deal to my mother. So, on our birthday, it was all about what she wanted. Sure, I had birthday parties and the like, but only once or twice did I ever get a cake with only my name on it. The day was never solely about making it special for me. (I can see the narcissism dripping from my fingertips as I write this.)

Is it too much to ask for a Chanukah gift for Chanukah and a birthday gift for my birthday? And if I could make a birthday wish, I would just want it to be a day like no other. Sleeping in, breakfast in bed, maybe a massage at a spa, the phones turned off, and some cuddle time with my wonderful husband and sweet cuddly boy. Nothing too fancy. G-d knows I've tried, but any call, email, letter, or package from my mother no matter how innocuous sends me into a tailspin. I need to face it: the perfect birthday is just not going to happen.

I guess I've compensated by drowning my son with birthday and Chanukah gifts. Ironically, I haven't been able to contain myself from letting him have his gifts immediately, so I'm not even sure he'll have something to unwrap each night of Chanukah. This year, I feel fortunate that my husband is sending me away on the last night of Chanukah for a weekend trip with two of my BFFs. But is this a Chanukah gift or a birthday gift?

I swore to my husband that if I ever became pregnant and the due date landed on my birthday, I would schedule a C-section to spare my child from this sad fate. Well, my son was born in September. I may have managed to avoid sharing his birthday, but some years it will land on Rosh Hashana or Yom Kippur. I hope he handles it better than I do.

3 comments:

  1. HI - I am Cara's mom ---as we get older we forget --Cara had a birthday cake and a party every year. When she was young she received Hanukkah and birthday gifts.....she really forgot how everyone spoiled her. If she would like--I can send her a picture of everyone of her birthdays with her own cake.

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  2. Hi!
    I am Cara's friend from the time she was 6, so I got a chance to experience a few of her parties! But I do know how she feels as my brother's birthday is in December too and my husband is a twin (he complains he never got the type of cake he wanted cause his mom never remembered who liked what).

    Sandy- we love you!
    Cara- we love you too!

    From one who almost had life taken away from her and never thought she would see the other side of 40- embrace life, enjoy every birthday and knowing you are alive and put the past behind- and make the most of the future. Happy early Birthday to both of you!

    Love,
    Pamela

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  3. You absolutely deserve a day to yourself and don't ever feel guilty for wanting that! My birthday is Dec. 2, right smack between Thanksgiving and Christmas, so I get it. I usually opened Birthday gifts after Thanksgiving dinner and it drove me nuts. Last year for my birthday my husband took the day off and I went out for coffee and thrift shopping all by myself, which was my wish. As mothers and wives we spend a lot of emotional, physical, and mental energy on what others in our family need from us. A day off from that responsibility (let's face it, even when we're "off" we're actually "on") is a priceless gift from anyone who helps us to facilitate it.

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